LINDSAY LOHAN
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Reasons to Thank
- Once upon a time she was a cute, wholesome child actress
- Struggled to overcome a rough childhood and be there for her siblings
- Looks gorgeous and classy in her Marilyn Monroe inspired Playboy photos
- Regularly places well on Top 100 Sexiest Women lists by FHM, Maxim, and others
Reasons to Spank
- Drugs. Rehab. Repeat.
- Had to leave multiple film projects because of her attitude, addictions, and inability to cope
- While Robert Downey Jr can pull off acting while coked up, Lohan’s performance on drugs only earned a Razzie
- Her singing career is almost as good as her adult acting career
- Her ever shifting sexual orientation leaves men everywhere hopeful that their girlfriends might get drunk and agree to a threesome
- Appears to have a Monopoloy style “get out of jail free” card based on the number of judges who have released her within days of sentencing due to “prison overcrowding”


